It's official!

I'm not having children. Alright, I'm willing to compromise. I will only have children if I can have a contract that states, "They will never have the stomach flu or food poisoning." Basically I don't want stuff coming out of their mouth. I don't think that is too much to ask. 3 year old twins throwing up (multiple times!!) is inappropriate behavior in my house. I just can't handle it.